Good afternoon ladies and gents!
I am sitting here at an office desk looking at the most stunning leg I have seen in quite a number of years. The ass that this leg belongs too is just… well.. I cannot beleive it belongs to a Chinese man either. All I have to say is thank goodness these computers are lined up where I get to sit behind him for a little while.
And think about said leg thrown over my body while the owner of said leg slumbers.
Life here has gotten a wee bit complicated in which I had this very interesting dream the other night, and now every single time I look at some of my co-workers, I have to divert my eyes and look somewhere else and not in their eyes. Otherwise I would break out laughing. This dream wouldn’t let me sleep and had me tossing and turning the whole night. Then I made sure to let him know that when I drink, I have a tendency to try to remove mens clothing.
Much to their enjoyment it seems. I apologised in advanced, and all said that I shouldn’t worry, and that they would wear button down shirts for my ease.
How nice my friends are!!!
I just celebrated my birthday the other day, and I am long past thirty, and I am still waiting for that moment where I begin to think, golly I am old. But it has yet to come. I still wonder from time to time exactly how old I am, and notta. I am more shocked that I am celebrating the start of my twelfth year here in China. That seems to be more of an achievement then spinning around the sun a few dozen times.
What an accomplishment!
I woke up the other day while at dinner as I was told, you have a habit of only staying in one place for about six years. Why not come here and live in this city with us? I do have to say my- well my various body parts seems to think that idea was a super fine one.
It would be interesting to move here. It would really be interesting to move here. I mean, people here? I can talk about Star Trek for hours and hours and hours. And then more hours on top of that. THEN I can sit around with people who actually like Star Trek and watch it. And talk about how freaking amazing George Takei really is. Compared to my life at the moment in Inner Mongolia…. that I have to admit is something that is really really really tempting. And something that I am actually considering. The move to Liaoning Province. Is it in my future?
It is something that would seriously interest me simply because of the amount of conversations I can have. The social aspect is something that I really think I miss. Something I think I have been craving but not knowing I’ve missed it. If this makes any sense… for I am a wee bit confuddled.
Not to mention that ass on that Chinese man!!!! And how his body just screams power in a nonchalance way. Oh yes ladies and gentlemen. I am in deep lust for this man’s body. I’ve not seen such a fine specimen of human flesh in quite a while.
I must find his mother and father and thank them for that ass. Even if I never get to see it sans clothing. I should still say thank-you to his parents for such a fine backside. I mean really, everyone should always be thankful to beautiful things.
I was dragged along last week to the boys weekly poker night and insisted I learn how to play poker. Turns out I am pretty good. But I still do not get how a person is “good” at poker. You are stuck with the cards you are given.It’s a random chance thing. You get cards, cards are shown. There ain’t nothing more you can do about it. But I seemed to do something called “cleaned house”. I was accused of hustling the guys at the table. Then this little girl got jealous because her boyfriend decided to kiss my cheek in an apology for some nasty words.
Maybe I don’t want to move here after all.
I can do without it.
But then there was last Monday night. I teach this adult class of workers at a factory who are truly a joy to teach. They came out and some co-workers and I decided to drink as we normally would all the while, some of these Chinese folks, would never drink like this. So he was so giggly drunk at this BBQ. It was so cute!!!!!!!!! All he did was walk around all night talking about how drunk he was and how much he loved everyone.
It really was cute!
Liaoning really has changed a lot since the last time I was here. It got BIG. Like it kind of blew up from the inside out. And because so many of the streets are just too small for all the traffic, the government decided to forgo epanding the streets, and instead renamed them and made them one way. It makes sense, but gosh darnit, it is wicked confusing.
Anyways, I am going to sign off now and try to wake up a little, I’ve got many more classes before I get to call it a day. And then I have a Walmart run this evening to pick up some food stuff for poker on Tuesday. We have my big birthday celebration tomorrow after work and the ladies I work with are excited to be invited, but they’ll be gone pretty quick while the fun ones will still be around to drink more and more and more.
It is the plan of many to just get ripped shit faced for my birthday. And in any case, I have to build up my reputation for the next time I come to visit. Since I am not permitted to live it down, may as well add to it and make sure that I become an even bigger legend in this city.
Ta ta and thanks for all the tequila.