TOYS! Everywhere I look!!! Toys!!!

Oh my god I think I have just died and gone to heaven.

I know.  I say that almost after every orgasm. The way your body still trembles and your nipples ache from use, your clit  just throbs with the vibrations of a toy that was just there moments ago….

Oh yes.  Hours later… my body is grinning and all I can think of is more! more! more!! pretty please!!!!

Now this more more more feeling is a usual occurrence, I mean I am Woman after all and being Woman means a somewhat constant state of hornyness even after just your body just tightened and released, gasping for air, toes curling, eyes open but not seeing a damn thing… then finally that- I want to use the world succulent for some reason here…. but thrilling climax works too… and your body just collapses, your chest heaves and you just tingle from head to toe.  That toy still deep within you, its presence a  filling, a hard reminder that it is still there every time your pussy pulsates.

Mmm… I love toys.

And speaking of toys? I finally got to go to a toy shop.  Wait.  Those should be in big letters.  I finally got to go to a Toy Shop.  And I loved it.

The Stag Shop is where we went too.  And I fell in love with so many things I had been seeing on the internet over the years, and actually fell out of love with some toys too.

But now onto what this Woman spent her really hard earned money on.  I make a great salary in China.  VERY comfortable living in China on my salary.  BUT… when you convert it? It sucks.

Living in China, means that in all the sex shops through most of the cities, you get those really cheap rubberised plastic stuff from what I still think is the 80′s.  I won’t spend my money on that sort of thing as it gets all smelly and gross no matter how well you take care of it.  And the feeling of it is like gummy bears.  No I don’t like gummy bears so you think I will want to stick something with the same texture as gummy bears up my poonani? Hell no! Thank-you.

Walking into The Stag Shop was amazing.  I loved it.  It was bright.  It was airy.  It smelt like any other shop with sweet undernotes of fruit from all the lube that was on display.  (Which of course I smelt them all and tasted many of them and selling on a pomegranate lube…. mmmmm….) There was lots of corsets and costume fun in this shop, but after looking at it for a moment I came to the conclusion that once again I will not be able to purchase any sort of clothing from this shop as they do not make anything for Amazon Women.  Even in this society where I am really not all that giantesque compared to the rest… they just don’t sell things for people who are different.  Remind me to rant on that later.

But that is ok, I though to myself.  I shall have more money to spend on toys!

So that is exactly what I did.

First.  I made a beeline to the handcuffs.  The ones I swiped from Chief of Police Sam years ago in Hubei, I have lost the key and I just don’t think I can walk into a police station in China and ask… “I lost the keys to my handcuffs.  Do you have a spare?” I would be curious to see their expressions to be honest… but I do not think I will.

I could not get over all the fur.  I do not find the fur on handcuffs attractive.  I just wanted a pair of police handcuffs.  LOL!!! I just had a wild thought.  My luggage going through security when I fly out to China in a few weeks.  Handcuffs… toys… vibrators… What fun!!!! I wonder if they will strip search me? As long as they follow the number one rule! You turn me on, you have to follow through!!!

Then I went over to take a look at the nipple clamps.

What a shame.  I adore tweezer style clamps as my nipples are quite sensitive and I like how these ones generally come with a chain connecting them.  Or I like the ones with the rubber loops that wrap around the nipple then long chains that you can put over your head so when he rides you he can tug a little bit and makes things so much more intense.  I like my nipples by the way.

But they had none.  Just some alligator clips and the Japanese style ones and well… I am not wanting those at the moment.

So off I walk on over to the dildo and vibrator display.

I wanted another Fun Factory toy.  I love Fun Factory.  Brilliant design, swell colours, DECENT price for what you get.  They made sex toys fun again.  And intense.  They I think set the bar a little bit higher than most and many others had to follow suit.

This is my old toy from Fun Factory, the Semirealistic.  I love it for it is waterproof, those ridges just get me in all the right places, and the vibrations!!! Holy shit.  Beach Boys had nothing on this thing!!!! And the feel of it is…. lovely!!! It is not a hard toy… soft in comparison to many others.  But the design and such is amazing.  That curve of it as you just lazily slide it in and out of your pussy.  That head against my clit on high.  Wondrous sensations.  And the noise is not loud at all.  It is quite quiet.  And I can’t hardly hear it when it is inside me.

The one toy I have had my eye on, is Lelo’s “Gigi” in blue.  This toy is designed for g-spot stimulation and I wanted to try to use it find mine.  As the only time I ever have gushed is when I am taken from behind VERY roughly.  So I know I can, but want to try to figure out how to do it without looking saddle sore the next day.

But when I saw it.  I was sad.  The silicone  part that is insertable  was small.  Thin.  The vibrations were so much more intense then I thought they would be and that made me just want to try it out.  BUT… it is not waterproof and the lady in the store basically said you should be very careful NOT to get the plastic handle wet.  And that sort of is nerve wrecking. Spending all that money on a toy only to have got carried away and not think about anything else but getting that spot just a little bit further in then going to town and pounding your pussy resulting in your juices covering the handle. The other reason I was too happy with it was the control panel was smaller and I hate it when you go to turn the vibe up and you turn it off.  I know with being just over 6’1 and a bit, I do have a problem with hitting the controls at odd times to begin with and if I can avoid buying a new toy with that issue I will. But the feel and texture of the Gigi was beautiful.  She is so pretty.  And if I can ever learn to not get so carried away, this is a toy I am still interested in purchasing.

I made a decision right then and there.  Water proof.  I have to get waterproof and pay the little bit extra.

And off I went and I saw him.  And I almost came right there in the store just looking at him.  I held him in his box. tried to feel him through his lid.  His pink body was so thick, his bumps I could imagine sliding over my g-spot and his head? Oh my god.  His head.  Not the most handsome head I have ever seen, but now that it has been used a time or two? OK.  Four times.  I am in love.

While in the store the thoughts in my head were of how he would feel being thrust deep inside me, making my pussy stretch… making my knees weak.

I put him down after drooling at him to continue looking around and seeing what else there was.

And he has yet to be named.  But he is from a company called “Evolved”.  He has a motor in his head, and a motor along the shaft.  With two distinct LED button control for each motor that you can just crank… and with that flat head over my clit… sigh…. mmmm….

Honestly; I kept going back to him.  Wanting to take him from his box.  Wanting to just pull my pants and knickers down and see exactly what heights this thing could take me too.  So I refused to put him down.  I put him at the front counter and with longing in my eyes of what wonders I will feel from him, went back onto shop.

Then I saw another him.  And this toy has become my new favourite.  Which is surprising. As it is not a vibrator. And I love vibrators.  It is a glass toy with a yummy sized head and a small shaft with lots of swirls.

Drats.  This blog will have to be completed later.  I’ve got to do my chores before tonight!!!!!

And now I am back for a little while before my date this evening. 

So my new toy.  You see him here on the left.  Cobalt blue shaft… that big bulbous head… that base… mmm… my mind went wonky thinking of all the fun this toy could bring me with my own hands or with a bed friend.  Ice.  Heat. Gentle. Rough. Pussy. Anal. Cold on my nipples.  And so much more.  OH! OH! OH!  My favourite part of this toy, is keeping him inside me and just gyrating my hips.  Feeling his head massage deep inside, I had no choice but to moan and groan in delight.

I really couldn’t decide between this one I bought or the other one I was interested in.  I picked the blue one as my toy that is still in China has those ridges I love so much that I figured that since my Semirealistic has those ridges I’d enjoy ridges again on a new toy rather than the swirls and bumps. And what shocked me the most.  Was one of the friends I came to the shop with, grabbed him from my hands and said, “Happy Birthday Woman.  Just don’t think of me while you use it.”  Well, do not worry Boo! I’ve used it a few times and did not think of you once while using it.

I do.  I truly do love my new- still unnamed- glass toy.  BUT… cleaning is a bitch.  And in that instance I think I would have preferred the pink one instead.

On wards shall we???

The last toy I bought is a bullet.  It is no bigger than my thumb, and runs on four teeny tiny batteries.  But lord does this thing pack a punch.  This morning, I had my glass toy deep within me, my hips slightly squirming, and then I got the idea to trace this new bullet over my nipples.  Then suddenly got an idea to slide this thing over my clit.  With an evil grin and a very loud moan, I came once again.  I do not know the company who makes it, and I cannot find it on the net.  But I would recommend that gentlemen, buy your ladies an intense bullet to put in their purses.  Ladies, treat yourself to something small.  Something fun.  It is about the size of an OB Ultra tampon and fits nicely into my tampon carrying case.  No one would know the difference.  Take it with you to work.  A quickie in the office.  A quickie in the loo.  A quickie on the commute to work while being forced to go through traffic.

I went to The Stag Shop with two of my friends, who are now actually on JK, and they both looked at Lelo products.  I explained to them why I thought Lelo wasn’t for me, but that a mutual friend loves her Ina, and I talked about her blog

I am still curious about this toy called, “The Cone”, and more comments about the, “We Vibe II”.  I’ve never been one for rabbits, but am still on the market for some more toys.  So if anyone has any suggestions…. drop me a line!!!!!! What toys do you have? And what toys do you love!!!! Share the details!

For me, at the moment, sound is an issue.  I am staying with my family for a few more weeks and I do not want them knowing that I am playing right at that moment.  The bullet is the loudest of all the toys I recently bought.  The Evolved toy, I thought possibly he’d be loud as sin with two motors within him.  Nope.  He is as quiet as a church mouse.  My biggest fear with the glass toy, is that me being klutzy and clumsy will drop it and break it.  Other than that…. all my money spent has been worth it.

Buying toys online is a risk I have thought.  You do not get to feel it, feel how intense it goes, or feel your thumb slide over the controls trying to figure out how to crank it or turn it down.  If I bought the Gigi while I was still in China as I planned to do in June, I would have been very disappointed learning that it probably would have been broken over time by getting wet.  I am very glad I put off buying her and bought my other toys as well.

~ by Woman on August 13, 2010.