The Toy Box According to Woman… Part II
Well… as promised… it’s taken forever and a day, but I am getting around to doing all the posts I’ve wanted to do!!! This one has taken forever and a day to write, but I’ve slowly been writing it. And now I’ve a bunch ready for posting, it is something I’ll be doing regularly till it is done!
So here you have it!!! It will be arranged in alphabetical order, and once I’ve got all the posts up, each toy will (should!!!!) have two links. One for the brief intro, and another link for a more “Womanish” posting.
Again, as I mentioned in Woman sings…. “I’m all by myself!” please feel free to ignore lots of these as many of you will have read about these toys already. They are more “informative” posts and easy references for new readers and other sex toy enthusiasts. (Have I made converts out of any of you??? Remember… toys add to sex!!!!)
But… this is a labour of love, and will take a long while to complete!!!
Some toys have found their way to the rubbish bin, some have broken, and some will never see the light of day again. This list is only accurate as of September 2011. There are so many more coming!!!
a) The Hoss
Masturbation Blues take five… the toy that broke a Woman’s vagina
Mastrubation Blues take three…. Shower Play
c) Rocket Balm
Toys!!! Everywhere I look!!! Toys!!!
i) Smartballs
j) Icicles No. 24 or as I call it? Squids Penis with Pimples
Woman meets a Squid’s Penis with Pimples
k) Swirled G
l) UR3 Raging Dong
m) Silver Ben Wa Balls
n) Couture Collection Amante
Sharing is Caring at School…. an erotic story
o) Toy Fluid- FunFactory
p) System Jo H20 Flavoured Lubricant
q) Weighted Nipple Clamps
Woman finally places an order… but of what???
r) Nipple Clamps
s) Lelo Flickering Touch Massage Oil
t) Glass Probe
u) Fairy Mini Wand
v) Lucky Roulette 13
w) I have no idea!!!! it’s a vibe that lights up!!!
x) G-Fun
y) Handcuffs
z) Bottle Rocket Orion
aa) High Intensity Bullet
bb) Mini Bullet
cc) Semi Realistic G3 Vibrator
dd) G4 Tiger
Woman compares the Isla to the Tiger
ee) Isla
Woman compares the Isla to the Tiger
ff) Duo Obsession
Toys!!! Everywhere I look TOYS!!!!
Wow! what an amazing collection! Reminds me of the old ads in the comic books: “Be the first on your block to collect them all!!” hah!
Exactly!! Some people collect comics, others stamps or shoes or fancy knickers. I collect sex toys. And yes. I must have them all!!!!!
Oh to be a girl, now the toys are here!
32 pieces, every one tested to the limit!
Sorry, 31 tested to the limit;-)
Hoss a no-score draw at present?
The Hoss is for decoration purposes only.
I’ve lots more to share and more in the mail!!!!
I’ll say this for you, Woman: you sure know your stuff!
For you, pleasure IS a business!
And business is good!
If you are going to do somethin… love what you do!!!! At least that is what my mother always taught me.
My My My said the spider to the fly. Your Box runneth over Woman. ;-b
Then I need a bigger box and then more toys to fill said box. I must collect them all!!!!
Wasn’t that a famous line from the movie Jaws. “We are going to need a bigger box.”
In any case may your box be ever filled with joy Woman.
I am not certain… I watched Jaws upteen years ago!!!! And that is the best thing anyone could say!!! And I agree.
I need more toys.
I will never have enough.
Call me sentimental, but to me nothing will ever top “Squid with pimples”.
Darling Balladeer….. we’ll see if anything else can top it!!! There are a few more in the mail!!!
If Hollywood had any balls then the next “Toy Story” movie should be about a chest full of sex toys, such like yours, and all the adventures they get up to. OK, this might be racial stereotyping but I think we should get Michael Clarke Duncan to voice Hoss. What do you think?
Ohhhh…. I don’t care about stereotyping… If this Michael Clarke Duncan were actually The Hoss? I would not let him up from my bed until I was able to take him. I would love for Mister Duncan to be in my bed!!!!!! Can you imagine him reading erotica??? Whispering in your ear all night? Oh goodness gracious… how fantastic that would be!!! I’d be in heaven!!!!