Woman gets her first tan of the season….
If you have been following The World According to Woman, you’ve read that every summer I work on my tan. Usually, I have been in Canada to work on my tan where I lather my body up with oil and bake for a few hours whenever I get the chance to do so. Or while driving try to position my body in strange ways to make sure that I get both sides of my body tanned equally.
Not that I am vain and want an even tan…
I am one of those rare people out there that actually really enjoys tan lines.
So let me tell you how it went down yesterday to get me the first tan lines of the season.
Because of my lessons being changed around, my classes are ending early. So I had arranged for some of my students to meet me on Sunday afternoon so they could present their final exam. Turns out, as usual, who cares what the foreign teacher wants, other teachers took my classroom, and so me being me, shrugged and took my students outside and had them present in the sun.
Now what stuck me as very odd, was how much they complained of the heat. Yes it was a little on the warm side yesterday at about 34degrees Celsius, but that is lovely weather! The sun was bright, warm, perfect blue skies, big fluffy white clouds… I loved it!!! First real day of summer here! I thought we’d all enjoy it!
My students stood there, huddled around each other, umbrella’s up protecting them from the evils of the sun.
So I spent a few hours in the sun light listening to my students present their topics, applying and reapplying sun tan oil, clenching the vaginal exercisers off and on, and wondering how dark I will get.
I got home many hours later, and I quite literally zonked out dead to the world for about an hour. Turns out I got a very mild case of heat stroke!!!
That just means I need more water. Or ice cubes.
And before you ask, of course I had help in applying the after sun lotion.
With this being my last week at work, and I am the only teacher in all the city it seems who is finishing this week, and since I have to wait for my new visa before I travel, I think I might just head out into the mountains and spend the afternoon just putzing about in the mountains. Taking pictures, enjoying the quietness and just strip and tan on the top of a mountain.
Take care and to all you fellow teachers out there… enjoy the last few days of classes!!!!