OH MY ELEPHANTS!!! (Woman’s version of OMG!)
In three and in four days… the most exciting events of the past two months are going to happen.
Firstly… on Sunday, the event I’ve been waiting for somewhat patiently for the past year is going to happen.
Doctor Who returns to TV!!!!! Who is going to watch it with me?
I know I am not the only one who is excited about it… many of my students plan on visiting all the “extra” lessons I am holding to watch and catch up with Doctor Who. All I have to say is I just cannot wait to watch it again!
And since those of you who have been reading The World According to Woman for a while know that sci-fi gets me off. I cannot wait!!!! Can you imagine it?
I still want a Sonic Screwdriver vibrator. Can you imagine how neat that would be?
And secondly… on Monday… I GET TO GO BACK TO WORK!!!!
It only took me causing a ruckus which started last week with me not getting a reply back from the school to my questions of when do I start work. No one replied, so after a few hours, then I continued calling up the chain of command thingie making noise.
So finally, yesterday, I sent a message to the dean of the college demanding to know when I start work.
And you are never going to beleive his response:
“I don’t know.”
I mean the freiggen dean of the college had no idea about when classes begin!
Meh it is China. I finally got a message about ten minutes after the dean’s reply from one of the secretaries telling me that I start Monday and that I should not be sending messages to the dean.
All I could say in return was… “Communication is key. If people refuse to communicate in a timely manner, I shall continue to go up the chain of command till I get the answers I need. Have a lovely day.”
There you have it!!! Two fantastic peices of news happen within twenty-four hours of each other… How wonderful for me???
I cannot wait till I finally get to work again! And Season 7 of Doctor Who!
Oh and let me explain… I personally think that the whole, “OMG!” or “Like oh my god!” is just so annoyingly over used. So, since throughout time, various animals had been referred to as deities… why not use them instead? So yuppers! I say, “Oh my turtles”, “Oh my kittens” which is just so much more fun than “oh my cats” and oh so many others.
So ladies and gents, stop using “Oh my god” and start using something fun! And remember… Sunday is Doctor Who day!!! Whose with me on watching? Who is as excited as I am?