199th at The World According to Woman and a give away!!!

Because I use WordPress.com, that means I cannot embed a really nifty thingie in here to make my job easier. I hate tallying and then randomly picking a winner.

And because this is the 199th post here at The World According to Woman, let’s do a give away to my favourite online stores EdenFantasys to celebrate!!! It was either celebrate the 200th or celebrate the 2nd year of The World According to Woman… but… 200 just sounds better.

So here we go… and if there is someone out there that would like to do the tallying and the random picking of people… LET ME KNOW!!!!

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Rules:

Please provide a link so I can look at your Tweets, blog posts… If there is no link, your entry does not count.

You CAN put more than one entry in a comment at one time.

A person CAN win more than one prize.

This give away is open till May 28, 2012 12:00pm (China time)

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First Prize:

There are TWO twenty-five dollar gift certificate give aways to EdenFantasys so there can be TWO first place winners!!!

Second Prize:

The Swirled Blue Dildo but unfortunately, due to the fact that this is coming out of my pocket, I can only send this to someone in the States!!! Unless you would like to pay for international shipping? Or another item/items adding up to $25 from EdenFantasys.

Woman’s favourite toys and a freebie!!!!

Well my fantastic readers, I did not provide you with my favourite toys in my last post. So that is something that I will have to cover in this post. And also I want to use this post as my freebie post before the 200th post.

So firstly as I like to do, let me welcome all the new followers to The World According to Woman and all the new Twitter followers too. It’s great to have you here and I do hope you are enjoying what you see!!!

Welcome all into another post into what was once private thoughts or even the private time of women!!! Take a peek into thoughts of sex toys and masturbation from a woman’s point of view!!!!

Let’s get some business out of the way. All comments made on The World According to Woman, any post, between May 1st and the closing date of the Gift Certificate and sex toy give away (probably around May 26ish not for certain though as the post will be published in a few days!!!) you will be entered to win!!! There will be two twenty-five dollar gift certificates to give aways to EdenFantasys, and a Swirled Blue Dildo (or a toy of your choice valued under twenty-five). Remember, EF carries more than just sex toys, they’ve got massage candles, lingerie, light bondage gear, and lubes and condoms and erotica and porn and so much more!!!!

But let’s talk about favourite toys. But first… why am I writing this post? I was originally going to post a short story for you all and then maybe a fantasy, but I decided to write posts about what readers wanted to hear. And what they have wanted to hear was about how to get free sex toys and which toys are my favourite and what ones would I suggest for people.

Favourite toys…. for some reason right here I want to shout out BUM BUM BUM!!!!

How to get free sex toys… or how to get lingerie for the wife for free

So I get this question a lot.

A LOT!!!!

In one month, I might get about ten or fifteen emails asking this one question, and about three hundred or so searches per month looking for the answer to this question. A long while ago I wrote a post called, “Free stuff… brought to you by the letter W” and I figured I’d re-do that post.

So for some of you, this might come as a reminder; but note. There has been some changes to the programs, so if you are interested… pay attention!!! And if you are not interested… see you at the next post!!

Free sex toys are pretty easy to get.

Woman has buggy eyes!!!!

Well….

The surprise is really soon to come… but I’ll tell you about it anyways!!!

This is my 196th post here at The World According to Woman!!!!  And with 143 followers… my fingers are crossed that I’ll reach 150 on the same day I publish the 200th post. That would be nifty!!!!

And even though it is The World According to Woman’s second blogaversary in June, I thought it would be so much more fun to do something uber neat for my 200th post.

So activities and events coming up….

200th post… the ultimate pimping post and new homepage look. So let me know if your link or description in The Links According to Woman need to be altered, and if you are new to The World According to Woman and would fancy seeing your blog posted up there let me know!!! Someone did ask… but I lost that email when Yahoo crashed!!! So let me know if you want your blog listed. You don’t have to be an erotic blog, you can be a blog about anything!!! Or if you’ve a friends blog or even a web site you can suggest, let me know by leaving a comment.

199th post… I’ve got gift certificates to  give away and a free sex toy!!! So get your camera’s ready! Quite literally… get your camera’s ready!!! And it is not going to be your usual gift certificate and toy give away…. Lots of things you can buy! Candles! A Hitachi! Massage Oil! Bath salts! Batteries! Fancy knickers! Thigh high stockings! And YES!!! Even sex toys. So put on your thinking caps, pull out your cameras, and get ready for a fantastic and fun give away!

Woman speaks on the Chinese Education System… monkey hear; monkey repeat

Well, it has been five weeks sometime this weekend since my last cigarette.

And I am still waiting for all these bad things to happen, all these withdrawals, all the health benefits to begin too… Where is the feeling of better health? The feeling of more activity? The sexual oomph so many boast about? The skin glowy thing?

Yeah.

Notta.

The only bad side… well two… but one I think is actually good but most would see it as bad, is I miss the movement. I mean I’ve been smoking for a heck of a long time and I love the movement of it. That is about it. Well.. ok. The other part. I seem to have lost my filter when dealing with whom I consider stupid people.  My students think it is hilarious, my friends… well I’ve not seen them in a while. They are all smokers and if I want my lungs to heal… I need to worry about them first.

And before you all think that I have quit… heck no. I like smoking.

Remember that chest infection I was telling you about a while ago? Well the doctors said it looked like someone had poured acid down my throat and upper chest. Oh god it hurt!!! And I’m much improved, but I am still healing. If I don’t smoke, I need not worry so much about further infection and possible scaring and I’d heal faster than I would if i was smoking even a little bit.

My rule of thumb is, no smoking when ill.

And I follow it to the letter.

I’ve been having a rough time at work with some of the teachers. I was complaining about how they are fools for not being able to admit when they are wrong because of the whole Chinese face thing, and how at the college and university level they need to control their students rather than treating them as people.

In Chinese education, they insist that you treat students as if they were your children. And not a 23 year old your child grown up either. More an infant.

For me this just doesn’t work.

My kids (yes I call them my kids) are 20-25 and are not children.

So this is where I had an issue with the teachers. The school whored me out to another school to teach one lesson a week, and their level of English is VERY low and at the beginner level. Professionally speaking, there is no point in my trying to teach them as they are monkeys at this stage. “Monkey hear, monkey repeat”.

My school is not so keen on me when I tell them this, and make it quite known to he higher ups because my school will make a small fortune from this other school by me going there. So they are not happy.

But what they hate, is when I offer my opinions on how to make it work.

I teach for a few minutes something new, then I have my kids (my English majors that I teach daily) re-teach, explain and teach them how to use this new information. Then after say twentyish minutes, these new kids get up and present their new findings and I correct their pronunciation.

Oh my school hates this idea.

I just looked at the teachers and said, this is the only way I will go.

I have always thought it funny when the Chinese teachers think they can do my job. I just chuckle at them and ask them to repeat this sentence, “My mother and other brother went to the bookstore to buy a new DVD for learning English.”

My mosser anda osser brosser venta to ze bokastooore toa bouy a news DweD for lrearninga Eglisha

Anyways, I am going to take my negative ass away now as I’ve got to teach this morning. It is funny really. My kids think I was a little funny before, but now they think I am hilarious. And the worst part is… Mao is seeming to get a lot of hate thoughts recently from me. YIKES!!!!

Take care and see you soon!!!!

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Woman is really Mao???

So at the moment I have found some time to visit with you all from my classroom.

Yes! So that means I’d like you all to say hello to my kiddles!!! They have a pretty big exam this Saturday and because I had to miss one of my early lessons yesterday, I just decided to make the week ridiculously easy for everyone.

Am I not the greatest and the best teacher in the world? hey! be nice now!

Anyways, here I am bored as hell in the classroom while my students study. And they study so funny too.

And what shall I tell you about today?? OH! I know! Yesterday, I had to go in for my yearly medical at the big hospital downtown. It made me laugh!!! When I was filling out my name on a form, they decided to tell me that I had to write my name in Chinese.

So here is our conversation:

Them: You must write all information in Chinese.

Me: Does that include my name?

Them: Yes. You must write your name in Chinese.

Me: I have no Chinese name.

Them: (looking at my paperwork) You have been in China for ten years and you have no Chinese name?

Me: Nope. Only the name my parents gave me.

Them: Then we cannot put you into the computer.

Me: Press ctrl+shift and you can input my name. (Changes the keyboard from Chinese characters to English)

Them: (starting to get a little annoyed) What is your name in Chinese?

Me: As I have told you for the past four years, I do not have a Chinese name.

Them: Then we will not give you a medical exam because we cannot put your name in the computer. What is your Chinese name?

Me: Fine. Then my name is Mas Zedong. 

Woman goes green… then RED!!!!

As I have told you over the past few posts, I’ve had a wretched month and I am just starting to really get back on my feet. Literally too. I am still finding it difficult to walk for longer periods of time and go about my regular day but I am working on it!!!

And I cannot wait to walk more than a kilometre before my back starts to cramp up and get very tired. That will be a godsend!!!

So anyways, the other day I was laying on my couch and while I was watching some Stargate, and I hardly even realised it but my fingers had found their way over my stomach and were gently tapping to the beat of the gun fire of the Atlantis team and the Wraith. I looked down and I saw my hardened nipples through my top and I realised that I was actually in a good enough condition physically to do something about what was going on.

It had been ages.

Because every movement I made resulted in my back moving which then sent excruciating pain from head to toe… well… I ignored my body and decided to get better instead.

So the other day I realised that I was actually in a decent enough condition to take care of my body good and proper and with a grin I set off to work.

First my fingers set off to play through the hair on my mound. Which made me grin as this is the first time in ages that I’ve had this much hair.