Woman’s Arse Plug Challenge….
First. Let me start by welcoming all you new readers to my brain and my world. It is wonderful to know that people actually read this stuff. Who knew that people would find me so interesting? Or is it just you enjoy the bluntness and way I try to explain things… And the way that the only thing I don’t share with you all are feelings? Oooohhh feelings… Nothing more than feelings!!! Hummm… I shall have to play with this brain teaser some more later. to figure it out. Well in any case; Welcome to The World According to Me!!! Where masturbation is indeed encouraged, and sex is usually at the front of my thoughts, my actions, words and deeds. And all the fun that comes along with being a sex deprived lunatic in The Big Silly.
After all… this IS just another masturbating site in China.
And for those of you- oh! Gasp! Yay!!!! You can be my gaggle!!! Or do you want to be my flock? No. Not good. Ummm… Posse? Groupies? Nah. I am not keen on these terms. I shall come up with something very nifty for you regular readers.
And for those of you who are regular readers of TWAT-me (bet you never saw that one did you? Tee hee hee); a special call out to the boy who reads when there is nothing better to read, Vixen darling, Saucy Man, Steven, AM, Meri, Blaine, and all of you sneaky private readers (you cheeky emailers!!!) thank-you for your support and constant comments and frequent encouragements to not only help me see the humour of the situation (great song by the way) but for being such grand people. Who are very clever- how do I know this? Well you read my blog… so you must be!! And to all you I don’t know… a huge hump in your general direction in thanks for reading!!!
Now, I was reading a blog from WordPress the other day about blogging and people trying to blog everyday, or weekly. Well, I would love to blog daily, but that is just not possible. Plus can you imagine your amount of reading? Holy noodles with Lou Diamond Philips penis (l’sigho) that would be a lot of reading for you. I am trying the weekly blogging. Heck… Actually bi-weekly. As long as WordPress stays permissible in China that is.
Now. Onto the good stuff.
You all remembered my post last week about What’s a Woman To Do… The post about a bum plug? Well… I got to thinking. That base is just a little scary to me as I do not fancy a trip into the emergency room here in China to get a toy removed from my arse. I’ve had enough doctors and people I do not know poking around down there, I really do not fancy another photo-op of my nether regions on the walls of hospitals telling people that they should not put things up their asses. Cause for one… I just do not agree with that. I think everyone should discover the joys of playing with their arse!!! Cause it is jolly fun for me and you!!!
I’ve never actally bought a toy specific for my ass. And many of my readers are men. And many of my women readers have enjoyed the lovely play time of arse play. And after a conversation I had with a good friend the other day, about how would a man explain his desire of a toy to his long term significant other (to which my comment on what would my reaction be, he’d not need too. Chances are he’d already have them), I thought it would be neat to have your input on what you would buy for your bum, if you were going to buy a toy for your arse!!! Or for your significant other if you thought he/she would enjoy an anal plug.
And that is exactly what I shall be doing.
So this blog is all about you and what you want for you or what you would like to see your significant other use (maybe on you too!!!! Yes. I would love to tie you up, lube you up then slowly slide an bum plug into you then take full advantage of you in oh so many different ways. What can I say? I can be very controlling at times too!)
1. Read my blog (of course!!!)
2. Click here to get to Eden Fantasys that fabulous site for adult toys we discussed last week. This link will take you directly to the section on anal toys. (Trying to make it easy for you!!! and since today links work I am going link crazy!)
3. Search through the anal toys for something you would want given to you as a present for say your birthday, or Christmas… hell… I’d give a sex toy as a present just because the day ended in y. Or to give to your significant other as a present because…well… the day you give it to them ends in y of course.
4. Open up the comment section of this blog post and add the link, and the reason you would pick this toy. Ok, ok, ok. I know not all of you are blessed with my verbal diarrhea, but if you just want to add the link it is all good!!! OR for my private commentators (fondly called my peanut gallery in my head) feel free to remain private by emailing. Now for those of you who do not have my email address, and do not feel comfortable commentating publicly, add your comment, but in the box, just mention you’d rather not have your comment public. Which works too!!!
5. The closing date for this blogging game on bum plugs is February 14 (figure what a way to spend Valentines Day… look at bum plugs!!!!)
Now… you might be asking, “Woman, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.” or better yet, you might be asking, “Woman, what on god’s green earth are you going to do with this list?”
Well dear readers…. I will pick two or three of the plugs you choose, and do another write up about why I like them. THEN we will have another poll. Where you, yes you!!! But not you though… will vote picking one plug and that is the plug I shall be buying from www.edenfantasys.com.
Since shipping a parcel from www.edenfantasys.com is going to cost an arm and a leg for international delivery, I will order it come Spring time and have it delivered to my house in Canada (15USD delivery baby!!! BOYAH!!!!) Where I shall do a full review on the toy, with pictures and possibly short video to be posted on http://www.edenfantasys.com. And on my blog here, I shall properly in Woman style, write a very lovely little (ok long) ditty about how I found the toy.
Now… here is the fun part…. if I end up picking the same arse plug that you want too… I will share with you a racy photograph of me and the toy. And yes, I really mean that I will get on a horse and race it holding the new plug in my hand. (*Woman facepalms…)
Are you up for this bit of fun???
AND might I just say… gentlemen. I do hope that you do regularly massage your prostate. Or have someone take care of that for you. Cause if I hear you don’t… I shall be very disappointed. And my look of disappointment is one that can make students quiver in their shoes!!!
PS- There is a way that I might be able to get it earlier… if I win this competition I have entered to win a gift certificate which I would be put towards the cost of postage, put with the other gift certificate, I’d be able to get not only a bum plug, but nipple clamps and postage covered!!!! BOYAH!!! L’grande sigho… damn you postage costs!!!! Er… ah… rather damn me for choosing to live in a country that has astronomical international postage costs!!!!